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The other day I saw a hawk soaring in the sky, and it was so majestic and regal, and I thought, “Oh fuck, what if the Native Americans were the ones right about religion, and the trees and the earth are what we’re supposed to be worshiping and we just destroyed the people and raped the earth?” Then I thought, well we’re all fucked when we have to meet those Gods. 

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jackieclarke:

maniccanuck:

Jerry Orbach would leave home early in the morning to shoot movies and TV shows. Every day before he left he would write out a love poem for his wife, Elaine, who would read it with her coffee. She saved them all, and after Jerry died in 2004 she published the best of them in a book called Remember How I Love You: Love Letters From An Extraordinary Marriage. 

as if i couldn’t love Jerry Orbach/Lenny Briscoe any more than i already do

Whoever got Jerry Orbach’s eyes is a lucky SOB.

I guess that’s why he was the Candle Stick, man can swoon

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Just coming to terms with OJ’s guilt.

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UCB Close Up: Drew Tarver

ucbcomedy: One of my favorite idiots

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This week’s Close Up features Drew Tarver, star of “Winning Your Breakup,” a hilarious (and very relatable) video from UCB Comedy that was just released today!

The Glennville, Georgia native is making his mark all over the LA comedy scene. He is…

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I am Banksy and I Cannot Draw Horses.

thematthewbriancohen:

I wrote this for McSweenys! Fun!

Yay for matt!

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Winslow at SF Sketchfest!

Winslow, my UCB harold team, got into SF Sketchfest and I couldn’t be more excited! I’ve never been to Sketchfest, or San Francisco for that matter, but both look VERY fun! Hoooooraay!

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yummyinmytumbly:

Ethereal Matzo Balls

Excuse me Jewish Mommies, please bring me some of this and dote over me accordingly. I’m not feeling well. 

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Everyday that I am not gifted a beagle, is a day you all are actively avoiding making me the happiest person alive. And the thing is, you all just have to live with the knowledge. 

Everyday that I am not gifted a beagle, is a day you all are actively avoiding making me the happiest person alive. And the thing is, you all just have to live with the knowledge. 

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grindrdiary:

Grindr Diary. Day 19. This gay borat a-LIKE me. #grindr #borat Check out grindrdiary.tumblr.com

These are the best

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